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 In a message dated 1/8/2006 5:44:46 P.M. Eastern Standard Time, 
AMC74HORNET@xxxxxxxxx writes: 
Bart 
  the beard pictured is only one year old as I shave it down once a year to 
  a Wolf Blitzer stubble when I officially declare it spring time. You 
  know Wolf Blitzer? One of the news anchor's on CNN. He looks like he has 
  not shaven for 3 days when you look at him on TV. If you are going to grow 
  a beard grow a beard and if you can't shave off the stubble. This year 
  for the first time in 20 years I shaved it to the stubble 2 weeks 
  before Christmas as I was tired of all the hey Santa crap. The final straw 
  that broke the camels back was when one old lady started that Santa crap, 
  I just had enough. I told her that I hated Christmas and I boiled and 
  ate little children and no one was getting anything for christmas because 
  I was spending all my money on my AMC's!!!!! Her jaw dropped, her 
  face turned white and she stumbled away.  
well then dye your hair and beard black...uhh wait a minute don't do that 
cuz then everyone will think you have 15 lbs of TNT strapped to your torso and 
start calling you Doc Muhommed LOL 
Bart 
  
 
  
    
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